Sometimes, he worries he's not quite hyper-competent enough. Titular colon survivor, Cal Kestis, is now waging a one-man guerilla resistance against the Empire, and should probably join Aloy from Horizon's support group for characters who already had their arcs tied up in the first game, and are now forced to dully and hyper-competently mooch their way through one action setpiece after another, and who have red hair. And just to skip to the end, that opportunity was entirely missed, so we have another action setpiece-riddled Souls-like that's fretting too much about maintaining broad appeal to have the balls to actually be hard like a Souls-like it opens up ziplines back to a checkpoint with the psychotic frequency of a neurotic summer camp director. Fallen Order was EA's Star Wars-themed action-adventure Souls-like, so perhaps a sequel could've been the opportunity, now that the uncertain toddling of the newborn IP was out of the way, to finally pin down what the fuck it was trying to be. Yeah, my friends called me the "Colon Survivor" after we raided that dumpster behind the condemned Indian restaurant.īut I digress. So perhaps it was for the best to wean ourselves back down to two: Star Wars Colon Jedi Colon Fallen Order, and now the sequel, Star Wars Colon Jedi Colon Survivor. It was all getting a bit silly it's hard to maintain the Jedi's monastic dignity when your title's got more colons than an inexpensive Cornish pasty. I'm still a bit mad at Jedi: Fallen Order for erasing the Dark Forces timeline from canon Star Wars, but thinking about it, something had to be done about the colons: Star Wars Colon Dark Forces, then the sequel, Star Wars Colon Dark Forces II Colon Jedi Knight, and after that came Star Wars Colon Dark Forces Colon Jedi Knight Colon Jedi Outcast.
This week in Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee reviews Star Wars Jedi: Survivor.
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